Top [11) : reasons to hit a CONCERT

this is my first go at a list... please be a bloody critic of what i say.

[10]
get your cd, arm, penis, boob, and tshirt signed by a band member in permanent marker that technically is far from permnenant if oyu ever want to take a shower or wash our clothes ever again....
[9]
spend you parents hard earned $$$ on totally rad tshirts and gear that is totally cool at the concert. (but immediately becomes lamer and lamer once you leave
[8]
Get the lead singer/guitarist to look your way and you feel like you been blessed by the eyes of someone greater than jesus himself
[7]
show off your hipist hipster gear, tatoos, neon purple tshirts, trendy necklaces, piercings to all those other scene kids doing exactly the same thing.
[6]
elbow, knee, and kick your way past wussy girls and guys alike to the front. violence in a subtle manner is the key.
[]5a
for guys: check out hot alternative rocker chicks that is almost 99% of the time Jailbait. (even if they will never even notice you because the epically hotter band member with skinny tie is within sight)
[5b]
for girls: dress like a complete groupie and hope someone in the band will have sex with you so you can keep the std as a souvenir forever.(btw asian alternative rockers are the hottest species of asian girl that exist in the wild)
[4]
you get to cease feeling your heart beat and only hear what the bassist and drummer are doing. literally you will feel the music as if it were a jackhammer that was strapped to your chest and set on destroy.
[3]
Enough Pyrotechnics, Lazerz, Lights, and Strobes... to give a blind man a epileptic seizure the likes of havent been seen since the days of the pikachu cartoon faisco
[2]
crowd surf on top of adoring fans (also a bad thing... adoring fans hate the fact that your landing your leg, body, and crotch on their head and will likely punch, grope, or manhandle you till your off them)
[1]
You get to take infinite pictures and video footage of your favorite bands live. (camera whore that bitchin concert up and use a compact canon and not your fucking phone. phone is not superior or cool)

fuck you i dont like to count down from 11 this time around...
(Honda civic Tour 07' last year fucking rocked)
[11]
the 11th and better than 1st reason why you should attend a concert is and i quote myself "Great Live Music?! you dumbass." (unless you went to a sound of animals fighting concert and got bamboozled out of 20 good dollars to see totally cracked out high people on mushrooms make noises on stage that would make a blind deaf mute cry)

[P.fuckin.S]
if you're a fat...obese, large, guy/gal and!! you have body oder... please dont try to get to the front of the crowd... your wasting space that 2-3 skinnier nicer smelling chicks could use... there i said it.

excuse me for my bad language during this post... when i think of concerts the only thing in my head is "fucking rad bitch!"
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