Tuesday, March 10

John Deere + Fruit Snacks = Pig???

I was shopping in Walmart for the usual suspects
(gushers, foot by the foot, and fruit roll ups)
when i come upon this monstrosity.
JOHN DEERE FRUIT SNACKS
I fuck with you not... as wierd as the idea of John Deere feeding me fruit snacks was...
It was wierder what they were trying to feed me...tractor? wtf
Sun? wtf
Gator Truck? wtf
Barn? wtf
Bulldozer? wtf
and the piece de resistance,
PIG???!!!??!!!
seriously? someone at Kelloggs is smoking some crack

don't get me started on this one...
it'll teach a whole new generation of surgeons to eat what they take outta you.

now back to eating my gushers... my safe safe gushers.

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